I was feeling kind of goofy and after reading doujinshi all day, I needed a break from BL romance and heartbreak. After a starter paragraph for a fan-fic and for my novel, I came up with this bit of weirdness. I need to get out more :)
The Devil You Know (seriously, that's the prompt)
by K. Britton
If you really think about it, it's not such a bad thing to have happen. Possession is 9/10th of the law, right? Sure, you loose complete and utter control of your body but hey, haven't you always wanted to jump off of a tall building, just to see what it was like? You know you want to walk through fire, sleep underwater, walk into a lions den, literally.
All of these things are possible with Demonic Possession.
For just a low fee of ten thousand dollars, you can experience what it's like to have your body riddled with bullets or even autopsied. You can survive a long drive off of a short cliff. You drink bleach.
Sure there are side effects like nausea and permanent scarring but these are just minor things compared to the joy of being...well, slightly undead. And granted you don't get back the full feeling in your hands, feet, chest and lower abdomen, but you were ready to die a virgin anyway.
So call right now! Operators are standing by.
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